christchex:

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Don’t fuck me up like this




daftplunk:

sailorbrazil:

mojav:

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

arandomthot:

Need to find out more about this mattress now

(Source: twitter.com)

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

aversion-to-apples:

cobaltdays:

what y’all thinking about fellas

So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it?

Hear me out:

What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their victims would eat it, thinking it would ward off vamps, but instead it makes their blood easier to drink!

Because it doesn’t clot!

This has really been getting to me recently. Have I uncovered their master conspiracy or am I going insane?

you know too much

whitelucio:

scooby: raggy!
shaggy: like, what is it scoob?
scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk*
shaggy:

image

mjalti:

me, at 3 am: babe wake up … I figured out the jonbenet Ramsey murder case


my husband, groggy, the fourth time this week I’ve woken him up at 3 am with that statement exactly: ok let’s go over the facts,

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